Poop Emoji Cookies are a playful and creative treat that brings digital fun to real life. Bright, colorful, and full of personality, these cookies are decorated to look just like your favorite emojis. Perfect for Halloween parties, holidays, or gifting, Poop Emoji Cookies instantly add cheer to any occasion and are sure to make both kids and adults smile.
The cookies themselves are soft, buttery, and lightly sweet, serving as the perfect canvas for vibrant decorations. Classic sugar cookie dough works best since it holds its shape while baking and provides a smooth surface for icing. Once cooled, each cookie becomes a blank face ready to be transformed into an expressive emoji. Royal icing or colored fondant gives them their signature glossy finish, while edible gel pens or chocolate details help capture each expression with precision and charm.
What makes Emoji Cookies so fun is the endless creativity they allow. You can personalize them with favorite faces, mix in seasonal designs like hearts for Valentine’s Day or pumpkins for Halloween, or even spell out short messages using emojis alone. Whether you’re baking them for a themed event, a kids’ birthday party, or as a thoughtful handmade gift, these cookies never fail to bring laughter and joy.
Beyond their looks, Poop Emoji Cookies are deliciously satisfying. The tender texture and buttery flavor make them irresistible, while the sweet icing adds a light crunch that melts in your mouth. They pair perfectly with a cup of tea, hot chocolate, or a cold glass of milk, a nostalgic reminder of childhood favorites with a modern twist.
Emoji Cookies are more than just baked goods – they’re edible art that celebrates fun and self-expression. Every bite combines creativity, sweetness, and personality, turning a simple cookie into a little piece of happiness. Whether given as a gift or enjoyed fresh from the oven, these cheerful cookies remind us that a smile, even in cookie form, can brighten any day.
Ingredients
- 1 cup unsalted butter softened
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 3 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup cocoa powder unsweetened
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 1 package candy eyeballs
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
- In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter and granulated sugar until light and fluffy.
- Mix in the eggs and vanilla extract until combined.
- In another bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt.
- Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and mix until just combined.
- Fold in the chocolate chips.
- Scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheet and shape into swirled piles to resemble poop emojis.
- Press candy eyeballs onto each cookie.
- Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes until set. Let cool on a wire rack.
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I don’t get why the poop emoji? Won’t my guests be grossed out? 🤨
Yummy! 🤤 My kids ate em all in one day, even though they look kinda funny!
Easy peasy! Will definitely make these for my next party! 🎉
Sounds fun! Can’t wait to see everyone’s reaction! 😂
Not sure about the poop theme… will it really taste good? 🤔
Me and my pals had a blast making these! Definitely a keeper recipe!
Poop cookies?! Really? This world is wild lol. But I’ll try them just for fun.
Haha, right? I thought the same! Can’t wait to see how these turn out. 😂
I was skeptical about the flavor but wow, these are actually good! Will make again.
I’m glad you enjoyed them! They do look funny, but they taste amazing!
I dunno about those eyeballs, kinda creeps me out! But if you say they’re good, I’ll try makin’ em!
It’s honestly not that hard of a recipe, just follow it step by step.
I tried making these cookies, and they turned out so cute! My kids loved them. Super easy to follow! 🍪
I couldn’t get them to look like emojis, more like brown blobs. But they taste great!
Why would anyone wanna make poop cookies? Sounds gross! 😒
I think they are adorable! Who doesn’t love a little fun in their baking? 🎉
Seriously? Poop cookies? That sounds like a waste of good ingredients, lol. 🙄
Just 1/2 cup of chalk chips? Needs more i say! LOL.
Followed the recipe but my dough was super dry! Any tips?
Cookies are cookies, poop emojis or not. Just gave my kids some and they laughed!
I left the chocolate chips out by accident, still tasted great! Who needs sweets anyways? 🤷♂️
These cookies are hilarious! Made them for my nephew’s birthday and he loved them! 😂
That’s awesome! 🎉 Kids love anything funny, especially cookies! Great idea!
Lol, I dunno about those. Looks kinda weird to me. 🤔
Yum! The chocolate chips just hit the spot. Easy to make too! Thx!
I tried making these but forgot the sugar, lol. Not good at all! 😩
Honestly, who thought of this? 😂 But I gotta admit, they taste good!
Taste amazing! But mine didn’t look like emojis at all. Just blobs. 😂
Lol! Mine looked like duck poop instead! 😂 But they still tasted great! 🦆🍪
I think the shape doesn’t matter as long as they taste good, right? Maybe you just need to practice shaping them next time. 🤷♂️
These are so cute! The kids loved them! ❤️
They look funny but surprisingly delicious! I’m making these again.
These cookies are hilarious! They were a hit at the party! Everyone loved them. Definitely baking again.
Why would i bake cookies shaped like poop? Just seems wrong to me. No offence tho.
Why would anyone want to eat poop? This is so weird. No thanks.
These cookies are soooo cute! My kids loved helping me shape them. They taste amazing too!
Made these for my son’s birthday and they were a huge success! So fun to make, and they taste really good too!
I used dark chocolate chips instead of semi-sweet and it came out bitter. Next time I’ll stick to semi-sweet—unless that’s what you want.
I don’t know how to do all this fancy cooking. Can I just use a packet of cookie mix?
I don’t know about this. Poop shaped cookies? Seems kinda gross if you ask me. But I guess kids might find it funny.
Tasty but WAY too much sugar, I think. My teeth hurt just looking at them.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing! Maybe cut down the sugar next time?
Made these for a party and everyone laughed. But honestly, they weren’t that amazing. Just okay.
Not what I expected at all, they were better! So, the poop emojis became a hit with my friends.
Lol, this recipe was a hit at the party! They were gone in minutes. Will make again for sure!
Ugh, emoji cookies? Like, can we maybe just make regular ones? This is kinda weird, not gonna lie.
Sounds fun! I can imagine the looks on everyone’s faces! 😂 Can’t wait to try this too!
I don’t know about this… cookies that look like poop? Seems kinda gross to me.
I actually think they’re fun! Kids will love them. 😄
WOW! Such a creative idea! But do they really taste good? Asking for a friend.
Tasted fine, but not sure why they gotta look like that. My son thought they were funny tho!
Funny? More like gross! Who wants to eat cookies that look like poop? I’ll pass, no thanks.
Your son has a great sense of humor! The looks definitely add a fun twist to baking. 😂
These cookies are hilarious! My kids loved them!!!
Lol this is what I didn’t know I needed in my life! A bit messy but worth it!
Not sure why you’d want poop cookies, but hey, who am I to judge?
I tried this recipe but it didn’t turn out as expected. The cookies spread too much and didn’t hold shape. 😒
Y’all ever thought about making poop cookies without the poop? Just saying!
I dunno, sounds weird. Cookies should be sweet, not a joke. Bad idea!
That’s a funny idea! But can you really have a cookie that looks like poop without it being gross? 😂
Ew gross, why would anyone want to eat cookies that look like that? Not for me.
Love love love! Who would have thought poop could be so tasty? Yum!
Haha, right? It’s so funny how something that sounds gross can actually taste amazing! Love your enthusiasm!
I was skeptical about the wording of this recipe. Cookies that look like poop? Really? But, surprisingly, they were delicious! Who would’ve thought?
I can’t believe this is a real recipe. Who even thought of this? Do I want to eat a poop cookie? 🤔
I’m skeptical. How can something that looks like that actually taste good? I mean, really?
LOL, I get it! But hey, it’s just for fun! You gotta admit they look cute! 😂
Why are we eating poop-shaped things lol. But okay, the cocoa flavor is actually nice. I’d make them again for parties, not for my everyday snack.
My dog loved them! Seriously tho, my kids took one bite and decided they were too silly to eat, lol.
Why would anyone make poop cookies? Just stick to chocolate chip! 🤔
Idk, seems gross to me. Like why not just make regular cookies? 🤷♂️
OMG that’s actually kinda funny! 😂 I might just try these for my kids’ party!
LOL! Best cookies ever! 😂
LOL, are you serious? Poop cookies? Not sure if I’d want to eat something that looks like that. 😅
These cookies are hilarious! Can’t believe how cute they look. Definitely making them for my kid’s birthday! 🎉
Not gonna lie, I expected them to taste weirder because of the theme. They taste like normal cocoa cookies though. I’m okay with that.
I followed it exactly and they turned out… kinda flat? Tasted good though. Also the candy eyeballs melted into weird little puddles, which is on-brand I guess.
Super fun idea! But I couldn’t find candy eyeballs, so I used chocolate chips instead. Still cute!
LOL this is so funny! Took these to work and everyone had a good laugh.
My “poop” swirl looked more like lumpy rocks 😂 But kids loved it and they disappeared fast. Next time I’ll make smaller cookies.
I was skeptical at first. Poop emojis in food? But these turned out super good! Who knew? 😂
Too much butter! Made my stomach hurt. Recipe needs less butter or something.
My cookies came out tasting more like brownies than cookies, which is fine but not what I expected. Also I accidentally used salted butter—oops—and it was slightly too salty.
It was just ok. Cookies looked cute but not that great of a taste. 🤷♂️
I don’t know about making cookies that look like poop. It’s a bit gross, don’t you think?
I think they’re hilarious! Sometimes we just need a bit of fun in our desserts. 😂
I don’t usually leave reviews, but these were weirdly adorable. Mine looked more like little cow pies though… same vibe? The flavor is still great.
😂 same vibe, honestly! I think “cow pies” is just the less adorable version of “poop emoji.” My batch looked like little turds too but the cocoa + chips still slapped.
I don’t get the appeal of making cookies look like poop. Kinda weird. But they do taste nice, I guess.
I’m skeptical of “poop” cookies but these were actually a hit at my office. People kept asking for the recipe. I gave them this one.
These cookies are hilarious! My kids loved making them and they tasted great too. Will definitely make again!
Not sure about these cookies. They look weird and I don’t think my kids would eat them. 😂
I can’t believe you made these! They look amazing and I’m sure the kids had a blast! Totally trying this with my family.
So funny! I brought them to a party and everyone loved them! Will make again. 🎉
Yum! But why are they called poop cookies? Don’t wanna eat poopy things… just saying.
These cookies are hilarious! My kids had so much fun making them, and they taste great too! 😂
Poop emoji 😂👌 Can’t get over how funny these are! Definitely making again!
Haha, these cookies are hilarious! 😂 Can’t wait to see how they turn out! They look yummy too!
I baked mine 12 minutes and they were still super soft in the middle. Could be my oven runs cold. Cooling helped a lot though.
Mine were soft too at 10-12 min… I think it’s cuz I used baking soda instead of baking powder (oops) and I didn’t chill the dough. Also my oven is kinda broken so I just guessed. Yours still tasted good right?
Ahh that sounds like an oven-temp issue. 10–12 minutes might be closer to “just set” for some ovens—if yours runs cold, they’ll stay soft. Next time maybe bake 1–3 minutes longer and keep an eye on the edges getting set. Love the emoji look though 😂
Um, the ingredients seem off. Cocoa powder isn’t that sweet, right? How do they taste?
These cookies are hilarious! The kids loved them and they actually taste great too. Will definitely make again!
LOL! My hubby was so confused when he saw me baking these 🤣. Great for a laugh and good flavor!
These cookies r gross and not edible. I hate chocolate. 0/10 would not recommend.
These are dumb in the best way 😂 The dough was super easy to work with and the eyeballs made them hilarious. Mine spread a bit, but still looked like tiny poop emojis.
Not sure if my oven is broken or what but these came out raw in the middle. 😩
easy peasy and a hit with the kids! no complaints here! 🍪
These turned out dry for me. I followed 10-12 minutes exactly at 350°F and they came out kinda crumbly—maybe my flour was packed? Also the eyeballs tasted weird.
Ugh that sucks—10–12 minutes should’ve given you a softer center. I’d guess your flour measurement might be off (scooping and packing can make them dry). Also, candy eyeballs are usually super sweet/chemical tasting, so “weird” could be from that if the flavor got too strong. Next time try weighing the flour or spooning it in, and pull them when the edges look set but the middles still look slightly soft.
Do they really taste good? Or is it just for the visuals? I can’t decide if this is creative or gross…
These cookies are hilarious and they taste amazing! My kids loved them!
One star for the name, five stars for the taste. 😅 Would recommend if you have a creative streak. Will make again for Halloween.
😂 These are hilarious. The “swirled piles” tip is clutch—mine looked kinda wonky at first but still tasted great!
I’m sorry but the name is… a lot 😬 Still, the dough sounded legit. I forgot to preheat once and they came out flatter than I expected—will try again.
Mine came out dry and kind of bland. I’m not sure if I under-mixed the flour/cocoa or overbaked. Also my eyeballs turned cloudy—still edible.
👌 yum! Best cookies ever! Keep making them!
Super fun idea! I’ll make these for my friend’s birthday party. They’ll get a kick outta it!
These cookies were too sweet for my taste. Maybe less sugar next time?
Really fun project! But a tip, don’t let the kids shape them, it gets messy! 🤣
Really? I thought letting them shape cookies was fun! Just gotta supervise more, I guess.
Haha, totally agree! I made these with my kids and it was a disaster! 😂 But they looked cute in the end!
Why would anyone wanna make cookies that look like poop? This is just weird.
Really enjoyed the chocolate flavor, and the instructions were clear. I do wish it said whether to chill the dough—mine was a little soft and the swirl got messy.
I tried it and the dough was super thick, but I still got the swirled “emoji” shape. The eyeballs melted a bit, which honestly made them funnier.
Here’s an idea: instead of chocolate chips, use peanut butter chips. Bet that would taste better.
Pretty funny idea! I shared these at a party and everyone got a kick out of them. Flavor was on point, too!
LOL, best cookie idea ever! Gonna impress my friends with these bad boys. 🤣
5 stars! Can’t imagine them tasting bad. It’s not every day you bake poop! 😂
Tried this recipe and it turned out great! My friends and I were laughing so hard.
Haha, I’m glad you and your friends enjoyed them! They’re definitely a fun treat. 🥳
I don’t know about those cookies, they kinda sound gross. Who wants a poop emoji in their dessert?
My kids laughed so hard they snorted. I used dark chocolate chips and it tasted richer. Next time I’ll chill the dough so the swirls stay better.
😂 This sounds like the best kind of chaos. Chilling the dough totally makes sense so the swirls don’t smear—will try that next time!
I made these for a party and everyone thought they were so funny! They tasted great too.
These cookies are so cute! My kids loved helping make them. They were a hit at the party!
Aw, that’s awesome! I can’t wait to try making these with my kids too! Sounds like a fun project!
Cute cookies but I dunno about the taste, looks kinda weird. Maybe just stick to regular ones?
I followed the recipe but my cookies didn’t look like that. Sad face. What did I do wrong?
I can’t even… why would anyone eat cookies shaped like poop? Yuck!
I didn’t understand how to shape them right. They ended up looking more like blobs. Not sure what I did wrong.
Blobs sound cute too lol. There’s no wrong way to make cookies! 🍪
Maybe try using your hands to shape them? Looks easier than just scooping!
The term “poop emoji” is… a choice. That said, I appreciated how simple the ingredient list is. The dough comes together fast if your butter is truly softened.
Honestly, they’re just cookies shaped like poop. I was expecting something more…creative. Disappointed.
OMG! I made these for a party and they were the hit! So funny!!
Okay but why do we need candy eyeballs lol. They slid off my cookies while baking. Still cute though.
These taste very good! But how can I make them look better? Mine didn’t resemble poop at all.
WOW!!! These cookies were a hit! Everyone loved the design, and they were super tasty!
Lol, who thought of putting eyes on cookies? I LOVE IT!!! Kids will go crazy for these!
The ingredient list is fine, but 10–12 minutes feels short for me. I baked closer to 14 and they were better. Otherwise too soft in the middle.
Huh, mine were done in like 11 min? Maybe your oven runs hot/cold or the dough was thicker. Also 3 cups flour sounds like a LOT… could make them dense/soft in the middle if mixed too much? Not sure but the eyeballs are cute tho 😂
Totally get it—10–12 min can come out underbaked depending on your oven. I’d agree with 14 if the centers were too soft. Maybe next time bake until the edges look set but the middle still feels a little fudgy, then cool fully on the rack.
The cocoa powder amount seems high? Like my batter got dry, so I added a splash of milk. Turned out okay. If you do that, maybe expect a softer texture.
Not sure about the whole poop emoji thing. Kinda weird. But they taste good, I guess.
I think it’s hilarious! Who doesn’t love a little humor with their dessert? Plus, cookies that taste good are a win! 🍪
These cookies are so cute and fun! Can’t wait to make them for my kid’s birthday party!
These sound so fun! I’m sure the kids will love them. Good luck with the party!
Uhh, poop cookies? I don’t know if I want to make that for a birthday party. Seems kinda gross.
The chocolate chips were a nice touch. Keep it up! Also, how do you shape them?
Not gonna lie, the name threw me off. But the recipe actually makes a solid cocoa cookie. I might swap in dark chocolate chips next time.
Haha fair—this name is definitely wild 😅 But good to know they’re actually solid cocoa cookies. Dark chips next time sounds like a great upgrade!
OMG, best cookies ever! Made them for my friend’s birthday, we all laughed so much! 😂
Lol, those cookies look so funny! Can’t wait to try this for my kid’s party! 🎉
I can’t tell if these cookies are gross or funny. But I guess that’s the point? Lol.
Haha, I love the idea of these cookies! Definitely funny! 😂
Ok but why did I make these at 1am lol. Still, they came out chewy and not cakey. Eyeballs were a pain to press without melting, but it worked.
Not gonna lie, I was skeptical about “poop emoji” cookies… but they taste like normal chocolate cookies, which is good. I did add 2 extra minutes to the bake time because mine were still soft.
Lol I get it—sounds goofy but if they taste normal then mission accomplished. I’d probably also add time if they came out soft, ovens vary a lot. Did you let them firm up fully after cooling too?
Followed the recipe exactly and mine spread too much. Maybe my butter was too warm? Still tasty, just not the perfect poop swirl.
1/2 teaspoon salt + cocoa = kinda bitter for me. I’m probably just used to sweeter cookie recipes. Still, I’ll keep the technique and adjust sugar.
These are hilarious! My kids loved them and they actually taste great!
I followed the recipe but they flattened out instead of staying piled. What did I do wrong?
Are you serious? Poop emojis? What will they think of next? Not for me.
idk if I want to eat something that looks like poop 🤢 but I guess I’ll give it a shot, maybe.
The instructions were clear, but mine spread a bit and the eyes slid off. Maybe I pressed them too early or baked on a hotter rack. Still, fun and yummy.
Haha I love that you stuck with it 😄 My first batch also spread—turns out my butter wasn’t soft enough *or* I used a slightly hotter rack. I chilled the dough 20-30 min and it helped a lot. Still delicious though!
Sounds like you maybe pushed the eyeballs in too soon, cuz when they’re not on at the right time they melt or slide. Also I’ve heard 10-12 min is spot on, but if your oven runs hot, go closer to 9-10. Still, cute cookies!
The cocoa flavor is strong in a good way. However, my dough was crumbly—maybe because I didn’t spoon and level the flour? Anyway, I pressed them together and it worked.
These are hilarious 😂 My kids absolutely loved the poop emoji look. Flavor is chocolatey and the texture is spot on—just don’t overbake.
I made these for my nephew’s birthday and they were a HIT 😂 The dough was easy to work with, and the swirl shape actually looks like the emoji. Chocolate chips + eyeballs = perfect chaos.
Love that 😂 My kids would absolutely beg for these. I’m trying the swirl idea too—“perfect chaos” is the best review.