Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter and granulated sugar until light and fluffy.
Mix in the eggs and vanilla extract until combined.
In another bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt.
Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and mix until just combined.
Fold in the chocolate chips.
Scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheet and shape into swirled piles to resemble poop emojis.
Press candy eyeballs onto each cookie.
Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes until set. Let cool on a wire rack.